Inner  Peace: This is so  true
     
     If  you can start the day without  caffeine,
     
     If  you  can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and  pains,
    
If you can resist  complaining and
       boring people  with your troubles,
    
If you can eat the same  food every
       day  and be  grateful for it,
     
     If  you can understand when your loved  ones are too busy to give you  any time
     
     If  you can take criticism and  blame without  resentment,
    
If you can conquer  tension
       without   medical help,
     
     If you can relax without  alcohol,
    
If  you can sleep without  the aid of  drugs,            
 


Then  You Are Probably The  Family Dog!